Yeah so… I’m glad I waited a couple of days to post a new blog entry.
Can I first say I totally keep forgetting my password for WordPress and I hate this laptop and I miss my old laptop that died? Urgh. Windows. So once again I’m going to remind you that this year has sucked majorly for me for so many reasons I can’t even think straight. So thanks for not telling me to shut up and die. But whatever.
1. The Blogger thingy the Sabres had was the best thing ever. I’m so excited for you ladies and gentlemen that got to attend the first summit. I also love that it was called a summit. It’s like… SUMMIT. It sounds important with important people discussing big, important things. This is most likely why I wasn’t invited. My questions would be like, “So Ted I see Chris Butler was traded. Where his guns not large and defined enough for the organization? Did you want Gerbe to suffer? Is this part of Darcy’s plan? Have Gerbe fend for himself without a best friend? Did Darcy forget to put on his sexy ass trade glasses and accidentally lose him? Do you ask the guys to get haircuts before every picture day?” Or maybe something like, “This is my resume… I’m just going to leave it here… just in case… you know…” Generally my questions would make everyone uncomfortable and awkward. Plus, I would be so terrified and have no idea what to really ask.
2. ALLCAPS. OH MY GOD CHRIS BUTLER IS GONE YOU GUYS. I AM SO SAD. THIS IS ME BEING SAD AND UPSET. BUTTS AND GERBS. WHAT WILL HAPPEN? I WILL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN. WHEN I MET HIM I LITERALLY WAS IN SHOCK OF HIS HOTTNESS AND HIS LARGE BICEPS I ALMOST COULDN’T SPEAK. THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN MY LIFE. HE WAS SO NICE, YOU GUYS! Oh well. He wasn’t the best player, yeah? AND WHAT ABOUT PAUL BYRON THOUGH? HE’S GONE TOO. HE WAS SO LITTLE AND HE WAS PAUL AND WHAT THE HELL ALES KOTALIK REALLY? I guess we have a solid shootout man and my mom has her boyfren back.
3. I’m still kind of loving the fact I accidentally got Rebecca Black to play in the HSBC Arena. That was, for a lack of a better word, epic.
4. Rochester Amerks are back. Hollllaaaaaa. This made me think. The Pegulas are rolling mad deep with cash. Like… they just go around buying things. It’s like a hockey themed episode of Oprah’s favorite things. ”I want our farm team closer. Yes, I would like it back. It suited us.” *throws cash* “Every player back for a reunion on me. No… no Tim Horton is coming. Yes, we developed special zombie powers in a lab. We tested it on Stafford.” *throws cash* “I WANT NEW CARPETS AND DRAPES AND DUVET COVERS WITH OUR LOGO ON IT TOO! AND NEW CARRRRRSSSSS FOR EVERY SABRES FAAAANNNN! ” *throws cash* Shouldn’t he save some money somewhere? This kind of scares me. We fans are so lucky. I’m jealous of us.
5. I’m so excited that the Sabres are back at NU. I love NU and I love the Sabres. I was waiting forever for them to announce that they would be back. The week after they left the school, the coordinator in charge on the NU side had told my friend and I the Sabres re-signed for the next year and it was the earliest they had ever signed. I died a little. And a lot. My roommate and I are awesome people so naturally they would want to be back with awesome people, right? Next week people, next week!
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