Last night I had a blast with the ladies watching the game. I ate pie! Well… we didn’t really watch the game. But does anyone really watch the game when they’re with friends at a bar? Just kind of?
[I would like to warn you in advance... The following is all I got from watching that game.]
We sat there chatting nonstop looking up whenever someone scored. And by someone I mean the Islanders. No one likes watching that. Ryan Miller eventually got the boot. He got all cranky and ditched the team like, “I’M GOING TO CAUSE A MOTHERLOVING SCENE TO EXPRESS MY RAGE!” Then all of a sudden Nathan Gerbe was like, “POW! I’M CARRYING THE TEAM TONIGHT BITCHES! I’LL SHOW GOMEZ AND CHARA AND VERSUS TO PICK ON MY HEIGHT LIMITATIONS!” Two goals in 5 seconds! Two!
End game. 5-2 Islanders. Boo.
I would also like to discuss the “situation” with Mike Komisarek. I don’t know the circumstances which lead to this Leaf lifting up a woman and punching her but I’m pretty sure she’s not into that sort of thing. First of all, I love the wording. He “decided” to lift her in the air. Who does that? Second, the article from TMZ says he “caused her to bleed.” How many penalty minutes will he get for that? She’s a girl so maybe game misconduct? Possible suspension for two games?
Puck Daddy makes the hilarious comment that she was the Stanley Cup. Do you think anyone ever punched the Stanley Cup before? I know some weird sh!t goes down when the Cup is around but punching it… it brings the lulz. People do some interesting things when they drink.
Maybe he just wanted to take her on a mustache ride and she refused.
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