Teddy Nolan was voted off the Island. In a joint statement, New York Islanders GM and Coach released a statement declaring their philosophical differences. Garth and Ted have no further comment. Neither do Jason Pominville or Jochen Hecht. Mainly because they are not in the Islander organization.
Snow: “Ted has helped us achieve some success over the last two seasons, however it has become clear that we have philosophical differences and have decided together to part ways.”
Nolan: “While I am disappointed I will not be coaching the Islanders next season, there have been philosophical differences and we’ve agreed it’s a good time for me to move on.”
Dani: “Someone failed the analytic hockey branch of philosophical differences. Hey, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman broke up! WTF?.”
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July 15, 2008 at 4:43 am
Neither do Jason Pominville or Jochen Hecht. Mainly because they are not in the Islander organization.
Maybe I’m just really tired, but I found this so funny that I’m still laughing! :)
Hey, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman broke up! WTF?.
WTF, indeed! It’s good to know I’m not the only one who cares deeply about Hollywood gossip.
July 15, 2008 at 3:38 pm
“I found this so funny that I’m still laughing!”
Thanks! I’m glad that makes at least two of us!
“I’m not the only one who cares deeply about Hollywood gossip.”
You know who else broke up? Cristiano. News courtesy of “Ladies…” There’s hope. Here’s to the unrealistic dream he finds himself completely unhappy and decides his true life calling is to play for Toronto.
July 15, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Also, Drew Barrymore and Justin Long split. So uh Justin? Callll meeeeee.
Seriously, philosophical differences? Why do I keep thinking of that line in Chicago, “He saw himself as alive, and I saw him as DEAD!”
July 15, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Kotalik and Miss Czech broke up too!! Yaaaaay!
Actually…. I think it was just a nice dream I had last night. Yeah, she tripped and fell face first onto a marble floor while running out the door crying. And just to clear things up? I just call her that because Maxim magazine, or some other horny guy rag had a pic of her saying she was a runner up at one time. Something like that. Yep, it IS funny when they trip and fall! Now having made that statement, It WILL come back and bite me in the ass.
July 15, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Wrap: My friend just sent me this link.
Shari, why were you reading Maxim?
July 15, 2008 at 11:46 pm
I loveeeeee Penny Arcade. I am going to their video game expo next month. Which will rule because dudes there will hold doors for me, and let me cut in line. Does that make me the devil?
July 16, 2008 at 12:49 am
No, but if you wear low cut shirts, they will probably give you free stuff.
July 16, 2008 at 1:06 am
Oh I for sure wear lowcut shirts.
And do the bend and snap.
July 16, 2008 at 1:27 am
“In my experience it has 98% success rate of getting a man’s attention and, when used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.”
July 16, 2008 at 1:48 am
I don’t read Maxim. I found it while reading Crunchys blog! I only read things with big words that are hard to spell. : )
July 16, 2008 at 1:53 am
Sure, sure. That’s what they all say.
“I… I…. uhh… ummm… was just reading Ryan Miller’s blog! I swear!”
July 16, 2008 at 4:09 am
Ok, ya got me. I just look at the pics!