Sean Avery signed in Texas. Is it just me or is that funny? Can’t wait to see the nationwide trend of jockstraps and cowboy boots. I feel for you, Dallas. Four. Whole. Years.
Marian Hossa signed a one year deal with Detroit. He’s on a mission to find THE Hockeytown (Hint: It may or may not be in Detroit).
Pittsburgh decided to keep Brooks Orpik for another six years. You don’t want to keep a family together, I see how it is. You don’t want to give the Sabres a new D man? Share the Wealth? With little Orpik? Fine. Whatever, Penguins, go be selfish! They also re-signed Malkin for five years. By now the entire world knows how amazing Malkin and Crosby are, right? When you reach a certain stage in your career, get in touch with your inner athletic beast and unleash your god-like talents, you get nominated for ESPN’s ESPY Awards. Sidney’s nominated for “Best NHL Player” and “Hummer ‘Like Nothing Else’ Award.” I‘ll let that sink in… Kristen Bell will be in the mix of presenters. I wonder if Chris Osgood will be there?
Webshots decided that my random profile picture should be an icon of what looks to be a green person vomiting in a sink. They think I’m a drunk. :(
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July 3, 2008 at 5:58 pm
I feel for you, Dallas. Four. Whole. Years.
I would never sign him to more than a one-year deal because who knows how the team will take to him. Actually, I would never sign him, period.
July 4, 2008 at 8:01 am
Perhaps it is the time or my concussed state, but isn’t that a drinking fountain?
July 4, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Katie, could you IMAGINE if he played for the Sabres? I mean… how would that go down?!!! I don’t think Avery would even accept offers here or more importantly Darcy would never do something so harsh, but for the sake of our fake scenario…. it would be pure madness. He’s got um, “charisma” and “character.” I think I would cry. Brett Hull signs Avery. Lame.
Ryan, should you even be blogging in your state? Injured reserve blogger? But I think you’re right. I wonder what that means. Warning: Drink plenty of water unless you want to be severely dehydrated from salivating over hot pictures.
July 17, 2008 at 3:53 am
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