July 1, 2008...10:55 pm

Darcy Put The [La]lime In The Lineup

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Call the doctor! Our new backup goaltender landed a two year, two million dollar deal. I’m all for an experienced vet on Team Buffalo. Congratulations, dude. Welcome to our exclusive club. Patrick Lalime hails from the Chicago Blackhawks. And guess who’s got the big contract in Chicago alongside our Patrick Kane? 

Why it’s Brian Campbell of course! While he may have gotten the boot from Joe Thornton, the free agent signed for EIGHT YEARS and about $57 million. GGAAHHH. Ed, are you going senile with the numbers again? ‘Cause that’s a whole lotta Soup Chicago has to down. Can they handle it? Note the Sabre uniform sported by Campbell on the Chicago site. 

Now don’t you taint Kaners (or Toews), Soupy. No puckbunnies. No bars. No beer for the underagers. Karaoke’s fine – unless you start singing about the “effing stupid Cubs.” Cristobal Huet also locked in for four years with the Blackhawks. Luckyyy. I wanted Cristobal. 

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