May 14, 2008...10:04 pm
Someone Kidnapped My Thomas.
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“6-year old Kayleigh sponsor(s) this page.
always supporting the $10 million man: “My Favourite Player!” (mostly because he’s not likely to leave the Sabres for a while…)”
- She’s SIX!
- She uses “ou” in favorite. She must be Canadian.
- She had the nerve to use “$10 million man.”
- She only likes him because he’s not leaving.
- What the hellah?
Oh… Serves me right for waiting so long. Curse the little people. If this is my neighbor, I’ll be SO annoyed and SO mad and SOOOO bringing it. She’s one of those “screechers” and “criers” when she meets someone famous. But if it’s a random 6-year old, then I’m ok with it. Take care of Thomas and make sure to: Wash. Rinse. Repeat. [Insert really long, sad sigh].
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May 16, 2008 at 2:27 pm
(blame her dad* for the snarky USD$10 mil comment, sorry.)
*((me))
…after her first (spoiled) season as a fan she had a rude introduction to pro sports when her first favourite player D.B. left for greener pastures last summer. Eventually (not) coming to grips with that, last fall she narrowed it down to either Max or T.V. asking me: “which one of them will stay with the Sabres the longest?”
Truly infallible logic for a 6-year old, I’d say.
May 16, 2008 at 3:34 pm
hahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahaha! True.
At least she left a ransom note. Tell her for the duration of her sponsorship, she must promise to visit, feed and water his stats everyday. Encourage him when he needs help, scold him when he plays bad, and hug the TV when he plays well and earns good stats. And if she meets him, get his autograph and pictures to document the historic moment.
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