Round Two Procrastination

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I stayed at school this weekend. Gym Class Heroes were playing a concert and it was a pretty big deal. I love their security guards. They lead us to the side of their tour bus where they were taking pictures so I met Travis. I’m pretty sure security is supposed to lead fans away from the band, but whatever they think is right…

Later that night my friend’s roomie took over the student lounge TV because she loves basketball so she absolutely had to watch it and if we changed the channel she would eat us. As she was flipping through the channels, I saw a Pittsburgh jersey. The end. So, the rest of us watched unidentified fireworks outside the building and the half-drunkies who didn’t go to the concert coming home from clubbing peeing on cars, randomly busting into full speed sprints on the sidewalk, and attempting to swipe their ID’s to enter the building. The usual.  Drunken card swiping should be a sport all in it’s own. 

Sucktactular cell phone picture sums up weekend:

I know the games have already begun, but I haven’t watched any of round two yet, so technically I’m not cheating.

NY & Pittsburgh [<-Sabre colors!]:

Druuurrraaayyy can destroy a team all on his own. But, then again, so can Malkin or Sid. I know, I went with the obvious players, but you can’t ignore them. I’m going with Pittsburgh.

Dallas & San Jose:

Duh, Joe. Clearly he wanted to right his wrong by switching from Bruin to Shark. This is a sure sign he will come out victorious. 

Colorado & Detroit:

Detroit. They have Franzen, yah?

I would like to apologize to the following Colorado player:

Cody McCormick: Hockey Spice.

You’re no Caribbean Jerk, but…

… you’re spicy and you do fight! That would make you a jerk. Well, that’s a lie, but ever since I took my cooking class, I wanted to find another jerk spice reference. Low and behold I found one.

I don’t ever watch you guys and I should have started a long time ago. Look at all I’ve missed out on! To think the Avs only had Forsberg and Joe [S.]! You could very well come out of nowhere and prove me wrong to kick Detroit’s butt. Go ahead, I dare you.

Philadelphia & Montreal [<-Easy Mac colors]:

Crap. Marty vs Pricey. Why does Marty have to be a flyer?

In all honesty, I really have no clue what teams will clinch a spot. That’s why the playoffs are fun! All teams are chalk full of good players, and at any moment’s notice, the ones everyone brushes off can step up and become star players.

Later this week, we’ll check up on Chops’ Sid’s playoff beard.

Side Note: Last year, I met a Culinary major that had some crazy sideburns. Everyone called him “Chops.” 

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