April 15, 2008...11:35 pm
My Televison Hates Don Cherry.
*I’ve made up excel charts for a quick and easy recap of each game including names, penalties, and other useful statistics to show my professionalism.
Pittsburgh @ Ottawa
Minnesota @ Colorado
Detroit @ Nashville
The NHL Network held a press conference this afternoon with the Fossa and Sidney Crosby proving Chops has in fact grown a beard. It’s no Niedermayer, but it will do.
I found another NHL fan base trying to out-party us Sabre fans. Come on, how are we supposed to compete with FREE popcorn and soda pop? You know what they say, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.” Sticking with a Rangers theme, you may have heard that Colin Campbell issued a new rule named specifically after Sean Avery’s little stint. Rule 75: No glasses on picture day. I would never make it in the NHL.
I watched the news this evening and they had an interview with Tom Golisano. Apparently, some fans thought there were talks over the Sabres leaving Buffalo. Why? Because he hasn’t been at the arena watching games like last season and we didn’t make the playoffs. Get a hold of yourselves, fans. He’s a busy man, he runs a multi-million dollar empire for goodness sakes. He even said publicly he was interested in buying the Bills! I had to get that out.
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I have a hunch some of you are using Cymbalta. My most searched word at the moment is “sad.” I understand our Sabre season is over, but please say “no” to drugs. Instead, here are some funny word searches, and I stress the fact that these are actual things readers have searched for; I felt they were noteworthy.
“do do looney toons”
-> “fans stupid” <-
“Gary Roberts” “beast”
“sean avery fruit”
*By the way, I lied about making the excel spreadsheets.
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5 Comments
April 16, 2008 at 1:37 am
Avery should not be wearing those army birth c0ntrol glasses. Figures.
Tom wasn’t too busy last two years to show up for Sabres games, was he…… DANI??
And you already lied about the excel sheets, maybe your lying about this? How could you lie?
I’m feeling really doubtful blondie.
April 16, 2008 at 2:10 am
You’re right. I lied about everything.
1. Crosby’s beard has surpassed Niedermayer’s and has grown in so much, he has actually turned into an Ape.
2. I LOVE Sean Avery and currently stalking him because I’m a huge ho bag puckbunny.
3. Galisano HATES Buffalo and is currently working with Ray Emery and Dan Marino on purchasing the Sabres and Bills.
4. In 2006, I made it as an NHL rookie by using my extremely intense and aggressive checking skills learned from Seth, my Lockportian hockey phenom cousin.
5. I’m hooked on sleeping pills.
Please forgive me. I’m so unprofessional.
April 16, 2008 at 3:01 am
I knew it. You never know about people.
I suppose your posting on the “Does Sean Avery have a girlfriend?” board too now.
And another thing, Seth did not teach you any checking skill. I did see him pull your hair once though. I think you should blog about the little big boy. Oh, show pictures too.
April 16, 2008 at 3:15 am
He spit in my ear too. I have pictures, video, and so much blackmail if he makes it to the NHL. No, really though, I wouldn’t do that to him. He’s my little-big cousin.
Oh-em-gee! I like, so totally posted on the “girlfriend’s” sites, for realz.
That was so difficult and disturbing to write.
May 14, 2008 at 5:18 pm
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