Heck yes I referenced a Miley Cyrus song.
Hart Trophy: MVP.
Nominees: OvenChicken, Iginla, Malkin.
It’s A.O. and if he doesn’t win I will turn to a life of crime, become a computer hacker and crash every blog in the world. Ok, well, I know I’m amazing but I’m not THAT amazing. Besides, I don’t want my school to think [...]
I’m not sure how I feel about this. On one hand, I’ve always wanted to see the opposing team or even someone on the same team play with the octopus. On the other hand, what he did illustrates poor sportsmanship.
I also have many questions. Do the fans bring the Octopi to every game? Do they keep it [...]
I’m stuck with the Gerbe. I have no nicknames for him. I can’t use Gerber baby, that’s for Marty Gerber. We can’t have a Sabre and a Sen both named Gerber baby-it’s just not right. I’m soooo not calling him gerbil and I don’t think I can bring myself to make references about his petite [...]
I stayed at school this weekend. Gym Class Heroes were playing a concert and it was a pretty big deal. I love their security guards. They lead us to the side of their tour bus where they were taking pictures so I met Travis. I’m pretty sure security is supposed to lead fans away from [...]
Frank J. Selke: Forward with sweet defensive skills.
Nominees: Pavel Datsyuk, John Madden, Henrik Zetterberg.
I liked Rod Brind’Amour’s speech last year.
I’m going with Zett. The NHL must really like the color red. Why so angry? Are you PMSing? Bring on more Sabre nominees, they’ll make you happy again!
So… Habs & Flyers. I forgot about hockey. I was out doing [...]
Lady Byng: Sportsmanship.
Nominees: Pavel Datsyuk!!!!! Marty St. Louis!!!!!!! J POMS!!!!!!!
[Cue cheap joke] What, no Sean Avery?
This is amazing. I will be happy either way, but obviously POMMERS should get the LADY BYNG. WOOOOO!!! I’m done. Pavel wins every year. Share.
Speaking of, this is the best sportsmanship I’ve ever seen! I’m sure you’ve seen it, [...]
In response to the subliminal messages you’re sending me via search engines:
Vin.
Gerbe
Dion
Brian. Mmm. Mmm. Yeaahhh.
JP
JP
JP
…JP!
Kostitsyn 1, Kostitsyn 2
Pepe Le Pew
[Dr. Seuss]
Sabretooth (Best Mascot Ever)
fin.
Calder Memorial: Hottest Rookie.
Nominees: Nicklas Backstrom, Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews.
Hello Pat Kane. Who doesn’t want him to win it? For some reason though, I have a feeling that Toews will take it.
Someday it will be you, Gerbe [Full-time hockey player. Part-time serenader.].
If I were in a pool, I would be brrroke!
Philly & Washington: 3-2 Flyers.
AO, you shaved. No banana clips, No Stanley’s.
Marty B got an assist. Woo!
Fun Fact: Gene Simmons is Ted Leonsis’ evil twin.
That must have been brought up before…
Calgary & San Jose: 5-3 Sharks. Yessss more Joe.
Conflict of Interest: Joe and Jerome both scored. Gah!
True [...]
*Top Defensemen (Professional Hockey Writer’s Association vote for Norris, Hart, Byng, Sekle, and Calder).
Nominees: Lidstrom, Phaneuf, Chara.
The NHL went with a lovely warm color scheme. I’m going with Lidstrom. Detroit is the epitome of warm colors. Come on, RED Wings? He looks a little like a devil, you know, tore up from the floor up. But, looks [...]
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